KW16 (April 14–19, 2026) was the wildest week of the year. Iran reopened the Strait of Hormuz on Thursday — Brent crashed 10% to $88. Less than 24 hours later, IRGC reversed course: shots fired on Indian merchant ships, Hormuz effectively closed again, Brent back to $96. Goldman Sachs warns: "If Hormuz stays open long, Brent goes below $80." My hard-asset portfolio rode both the long and short waves — full breakdown below.
Hormuz: The Yo-Yo Week
Wednesday morning: Iran signals willingness to negotiate. Thursday morning: Hormuz officially "reopened," first tankers depart. Brent goes from $98 to $88 in six hours. Goldman cuts Q3 price target to $75–$80 if reopening holds.
Friday, 13:14 Tehran time: IRGC speedboats fire on two Indian merchant ships. Hormuz de-facto closed again within 90 minutes. Brent recovers to $96. Lesson: The "Hormuz risk premium" is around $8/barrel and apparently permanently priced in.
Markets: S&P Breaks 7,000 — A First
While oil yo-yoed, the S&P 500 broke above 7,000 points for the first time in history. Friday close: 7,012 (+1.9% week). Drivers:
- Tech megacaps: Microsoft +3.2%, Nvidia +5.1%, Apple +2.4%
- Defense: Lockheed +4.8%, Raytheon +6.1% — Hormuz escalation lifts defense budgets
- Energy (XLE): +2.9% — Hormuz yo-yo netted out neutral for integrated majors
Dividend Highlights
British American Tobacco (BAT) +8% Dividend Hike
BAT raised its quarterly dividend from £0.60 to £0.648 on Wednesday. Annualized yield now around 7.2%. Free cash flow coverage at 1.4x — solid. Valuation P/E 9.5x, still below sector average.
BDC Sector Delivers Again
Hercules Capital (HTGC), Ares Capital (ARCC), and Main Street Capital (MAIN) all beat Q1 estimates. NII coverage of dividends >110% across all three. Sector yield: ~9.8%.
Lufthansa Cityline Shuts Down
Thursday: Lufthansa announced Cityline subsidiary shuts operations June 30, 2026. 1,300 employees affected, 28 aircraft integrated into main carrier. Lufthansa stock reacted positively (+2.1% week) — market sees consolidation as efficiency gain.
My Portfolio: What Happened
Thursday morning — after the oil crash — I added to Frontline and DHT (each 0.5% position boost). Reasoning: structural thesis unchanged, sell-off was hours-long. Friday Frontline was already 7% above Thursday's low.
Also: BAT position raised to 1.8% of portfolio after the dividend news. Total portfolio value end of KW16: $96,420 (+0.7% vs end KW15).
Outlook KW17
- Wednesday: Powell's last FOMC press conference before May resignation. Market expects no cut, but dovish tone.
- Thursday/Friday: Earnings tsunami — Apple, Microsoft, Tesla, Chevron, ExxonMobil.
- Hormuz: Goldman expects further escalation toward weekend.